ash i am a foot tall mouse and that is some godzilla shit happening over there
this is new favorite thing on the internet
serving size: bowl
Servings per box: Depends on size of bowl
I can hear my neighbour in the room beside me having very loud interactions with someone else (grunting, saying of dirty phrases, and lots of vigorous bed movement) and i’m just here sitting in my onesie eating pop tarts trying to watch pokemon
oh they must be redecorating
my neighbors redecorate all the time too
I just heard
"oh yeah baby, I like that"
sounds like your neighbour is good at redecorating
“These yellow, banana-like fruits can be picked and consumed by other Pokémon or humans, and grow twice a year because of the rapid production of sugar in Tropius’s leaves.” Are you fucking serious? If bananas grew on your dog would you eat them?!
it just fucking stares at him the whole time
"eat the dicks right off my neck you fuck"